Thank God I have not been to jail. I never wanna go there.But I think about jail a lot. I don't know why. I think about how big my cell would be. How many push-ups I would do?How many days I ll spend there if at all I am sent there for some reasons?What kind of drawing I make inside the walls of my cell?Will I finally decide to write some book about my totally useless life?
What kind of books will I read, fiction? Non fiction? Religious? or Philosophical? What will I talk in the social meetings that happen inside the jail like it was shown in the movie HANCOCK.
Will I be able to bribe the jail authorities to keep a TV with TataSky+ inside my cell....I am Sure i ll be able to recharge it thru some work inside the jail. Atleast a Sony PSP..?
The reason i think a lot about being inside a jail is because I live alone anyway. My room is so small that it resembles a lot like a furnished cell, it's kind of the same. I'm in solitary.
How can someone like me not think about jail? Every night on TV I watch people going there.
They must be some terrorist, psycho, mass-murderer even politicians and army people.
Have u notice they are always covering up their face with their hand, cloth or something.
What is this person's reputation that he has to worry about this kind of exposure by the media
damaging his good name? Is he waiting for some joining date from a big software company or a nod from some guy who's daughter liked him?
He's afraid that the software company HR is going to catch this on TV and go, "Isn't that DFcuk Singh but no king from SSCET BHILAI? He was up in that railway station eve teasing some girls that werent actually good looking. I don't know if that's the kind of boy we want in our software divisions. He should be in BPO."
Or possibly he may be afraid that his galfrd's dad may watch this on India Tv and hear from his stupid daughter " See dad, I told u he isnt Gay....he proved his sexual orientation... now let me marry this guy"
ooops thats it.... cant write anymore....Sometimes a 25 kg fist is much stronger than a pen or a keyboard(2 years warranty) worth Rs300...
hope the guy with 25 kg fist doesnt read this....
2 comments:
u forgot to write abt the dirty toilets dude!!
the stinking shit pots u ll get in jail...
ye kya tha?? jail.. ?? i write a lot about imprisonment.. :) another similarity there..:)
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